Monday, June 8, 2009

Kids say the darndest things...

My kids have decided that they enjoy showers more than baths which I LOVE!!! It's so much easier to do bath time when they take a shower and I don't end up with water all over the place.

Tonight shortly after Ian got in he tells me that he has to pee. Just as he was climbing out of the shower Daphne came running into the bathroom. Of course Daphne's head happen to be right at Ian's crotch level because Ian was standing on the ledge of the tub. Ian instantly screamed and grabbed himself. Then he said to me;

"Get Daphne out of here before she bites off my peebob!"

(peebob is what Ian calls his pee pee and I have no idea where he got it from because I always call it a pee pee)

Of course I could not control my laughter and was on the floor which irritated Ian so much that he told me again to get Daphne out only he yelled it. I guess the thought process to protect your private area starts early in boys because Ian was dead serious and did not think the situation was funny at all. I on the other hand can't quit laughing.


Raven said...

OMG! That is SO Funny!!! I have a similar story. I was bathing Jake one night, he was about 5 I suppose. I kept trying to pick some fuzz off of his "pee pee" and he says "Mom, quit pulling on it", to which I respond "I have to get it clean" to which he responds "Mooommmm...quit know that thing is attached to my brain dont you!" I about fell out on the floor just like you did. I just wanted to say "I know, MORE than you realize!" :) Some things you will just never forget...and some things will make for great blackmail when they start dating! Hahahaha!

Lindsay said...

He got Peebob from Mason, that is what Robbie always called it as a kid so that's what we call it! LOL!

Missy said...

Too funny! Good thing Daphne is there so more funnies can be said! Kids definitely do say the funniest things!