This is the third week I have posted articles I wrote for my pretend newspaper when I was 6 years old. If you want to see the first two click on the links above. Please remember I am writing them for you exactly like I wrote them back then. Dave hasn't installed the scanner hardware to the computer yet so I can't include a picture thankfully there isn't much if one, just a man in a police uniform tossing a bag of trash onto a pile of boxes. Now for the story;
Police Throwing Trash Were unable To Be Picked Up
Over two hundred police have been fired becaus they have either been digging through trash looking for wine or champan. Most police have got caught because they were bring it into the station. Other police have been throwing trash bags filled with empty wine and champan bottles in aleys with boxes of filled champain and wine bottles.
I have no clue where my inspiration for this one came but it's one of the few that doesn't have any death in it.