Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Jokester

Last night Emma decided to take on the roll of a comedian telling us jokes. In the past she has tried to tell the Knock knock joke with the banana and orange but never gets it right. So when she said she had a joke to tell me I was expecting something that wasn't really funny and didn't make much sense.

I was pleasantly surprised when she told me a real joke. While it wasn't really funny it was cute. I ended up getting three jokes from her and here they are.

#1. What do you call a bear without shoes on?


#2. What do you call a box full of ducks?

A quacker (cracker) box

# 3. How does a monster count to ten?

With his fingers.

Now aren't those just too cute!!


Lindsay said...

Those are cute! Good job Emma....Do we see a job in the future???? :)

Emily said...

Oh, cute, I love it. Little stand up commedian in training.
That is a heartmelter!

Kara said...

She tells em better than me. I am the absolute worst joe teller ever. ; )

Tiffany McCallen said...

Impressive, Emma!

Blarney said...

From mine to yours:
Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?
Right where you put em.

What do you get when you don't clean a mirror?
A dirty look.