So I was reading some blogs and I came across this and thought it was so funny I just had to use it. Hope it helps!
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
"On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
"On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
"Is there a contest here?'"